How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
The Moon owns the night like the Sun owns the day. And you own my heart every night and day.
I do not have a favorite place, but I am sure it is next to you.
How interested are u in sitting on my face?
I don't usually write romantic letters, but for you, I would write a book.
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Save water, shower with a friend!