So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (Girl): That's not a color.(Boy): Tt's the color of your eyes.
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS!
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
Are you Kanie Seiya? Because you're a ten.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.