Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
Do you like me as much as I like you?
Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night.
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.