What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
You're like shareware with a key gen...full-featured.
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.
I'm not perfect. But I'm loyal.