Best pick up lines ever

What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, weird
You're like shareware with a key gen...full-featured.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, clean
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
83.74 % 34 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
83.74 % 34 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute
I'm not perfect. But I'm loyal.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean
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