Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
You want to play tug-of-war sometime?
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
I'm not sweaty from my workout; I'm just nervous talking to someone as beautiful as you.
If I bite my lip will you kiss it better?
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
Together we could really make the 'Shrieking Shack' worthy of its name.