Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
I am more interesting than you can possibly imagine.
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
I'll give you a minute to give me your phone number. After that, you can forget about going out with me.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.