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Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
You want to play tug-of-war sometime?
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Pick up line: dog, clean
Your bark is contagious.
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Pick up line: dog, cheesy
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I'm not sweaty from my workout; I'm just nervous talking to someone as beautiful as you.
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Pick up line: cheesy
If I bite my lip will you kiss it better?
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Pick up line: cheesy
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Together we could really make the 'Shrieking Shack' worthy of its name.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
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