Best pick up lines ever

Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
I am more interesting than you can possibly imagine.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I'll give you a minute to give me your phone number. After that, you can forget about going out with me.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, corny
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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