If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I want you to know that I have many unsolved problems, for example when I count sheep at night and I end up telling them how much I love you.
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?