I've got skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
I know, I'll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Want some of my eggnog?
Love your new profile picture.
I must be a crank cuz I'm crazy for you.
You look like my first wife and I have never been married.
It was love at first sniff.
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!