Hi, can I follow you home? Sorry oh, my parents told me to follow my dreams
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I don't know how to kiss, could you teach me?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.