Hi, can I follow you home? Sorry oh, my parents told me to follow my dreams
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I don't know how to kiss, could you teach me?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Girl, I'm a botanist and all I want is to cloro-fill you.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.