You can briing me the horizon, but I'will bring you to my bedroom.
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T.
Hey - I think you are the sexiest girl in the world!
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Can I have your autograph? (Why?) Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.