If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.