Do you have any change? I have to call my mother I've just met a man of my dreams.
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I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
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Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?