Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
I think I love you – in that dress. Haha, caught myself.
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.