Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Boy: I think we should hook up!
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Hey baby, let's go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won't be negligent with your heart.
I'd like to play on your laptop.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
The Moon owns the night like the Sun owns the day. And you own my heart every night and day.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?