How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
You smell that? Smells like love.
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
Do you hear that? That rhythmic pounding noise? Oh it's just my heart beating.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Do you like me as much as I like you?
If the coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I?
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.