You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
I'm single. Can you believe that?
I think your parents might be aliens to make such an "out-of-the-world" woman.
Are you the mirror of Erised? Cause when I look at you, I can kind of see you naked?
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
Baby, is your name Oscar? Cause I want you so bad.
Hey Girl, Are you a Pulmonary Embolisim? 'Cause you're making me breathless.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!