Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Hey baby, let's go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won't be negligent with your heart.
I'd like to play on your laptop.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it's suprising how often they head in your direction.