I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
You can briing me the horizon, but I'will bring you to my bedroom.
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!