Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
I like you because you're young enough not to remember the old 90210 but old enough to hate the new 90210.