Best pick up lines ever

I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You can briing me the horizon, but I'will bring you to my bedroom.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, weird
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
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