I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.