I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
I Have Raisins How About a Date.