Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You look like Carrie Underwood.
You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.
Do you like me as much as I like you?
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
Could I have your name and number for my Prayer List?
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then you'll nail me.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.