I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I Have Raisins How About a Date.