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All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
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Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
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Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, clean, corny
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Hey girl, it's pleasant when brothers and sisters dwell together in unity. And you can't have unity without U.N.I.
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Pick up line: christian, corny
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