All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey girl, it's pleasant when brothers and sisters dwell together in unity. And you can't have unity without U.N.I.