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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cute, dirty
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
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79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: science, clean, funny, nerdy
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
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