Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Your choice this time, I'm buying.
Come on, don't make me beg!
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!