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Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
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Pick up line: nerdy, weird
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then you'll nail me.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Can I see your tinsel?
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Pick up line: christmas, clean
You have the ass of a great artist.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, dirty
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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