Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then you'll nail me.
You have the ass of a great artist.
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.