Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
I think I love you – in that dress. Haha, caught myself.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!