Best pick up lines ever

Where have you been all my life?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty, clean
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
You came back to this dog park to see me, didn't you?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, clean
Hey, I'm looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Nice Flash.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cheesy
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
I'm looking forward to trying not to try to have sex with you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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