I do not have a favorite place, but I am sure it is next to you.
I don't usually write romantic letters, but for you, I would write a book.
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
Stop! You are under arrest. Your crime is to be too sweet and special. You are convicted to a life sentence by my side.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
Just give me a chance, and I will make it worth it.
If I had to choose between my world and you, I would choose my world, because my world is you.