Where have you been all my life?
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
You came back to this dog park to see me, didn't you?
Hey, I'm looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
I'm looking forward to trying not to try to have sex with you.