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I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Let me kiss you deeply and see if I can take your breath away.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute, dirty
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, nerdy, math
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, dirty, cheesy
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cute, dirty
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