I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
Let me kiss you deeply and see if I can take your breath away.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?