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Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny, cute
I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, clean, cute
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
Baby you be a input, I'll be the output, now let's go make a transfer function.
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
I would like to do three things before I step away. I would like to buy you a drink of your choice, leave my name, and tell you that you are very beautiful.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, corny, dirty
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