You remind me of a magnet, because you are attracting me over here!
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
Hold the sugar, baby. You're sweet enough!
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
You're like shareware with a key gen...full-featured.