I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.