I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
I pity the men who see you, and whose lives are forever changed by your beauty.
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
Baby, you can call me Luffy, because I'll bend anyway you want me too.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
I'm single. Can you believe that?