Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
How do you feel about group experiments?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you're stuck with me.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Hey, I have a question and need a woman's advice. (Sure, what's up?) Let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct? (You should totally go to talk to her). Hi, my name is...
Quick: The Notebook or Sleepless in Seattle?