Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
I get uneasy meeting new people. So I am forcing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.