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Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, dirty, reverse
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I get uneasy meeting new people. So I am forcing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, hockey
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, cute
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny, nerdy
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, christian
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