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I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.
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Pick up line: clean, nerdy
Knock knock! Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you.
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Pick up line: knock-knock
I love you and I will love you until I die. And if there is a life after that, I'll also love you then.
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Pick up line: clean
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
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Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
I am going to make a contest to see who loves you the most. And I have to tell you: I never lose a game.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I feel comfortable being myself when I'm around you.
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Pick up line: clean
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I would like to be the air you breathe, the Sun that enlightens you, but what I would like the most is to be the love of your life!
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Pick up line: clean, cute
I don't have any money, but I want to spend my life with you.
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Pick up line: clean
When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.
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Pick up line: music, clean, cute
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