Best pick up lines ever

If I was an octupus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
My wish was to see a shooting star and apparently it came true 'cause I met you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I am dying to kiss you, to hug you with my arms, to caress your skin, to reach your tenderness and your passion. To love you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Every function without you will always be void of love.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, funny
An apple is born green, and within the time it became red; my heart was born free, and within the time you conquered it.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean
We always come when we are called.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and that's what I have to say to you.
82.31 % 31 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, cute
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