Best pick up lines ever

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Were you staring at my crotch?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
I shall beat you to within an inch of your life...and then i am going to have you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Wow, you're beautiful.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, biology, doctor, cheesy
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, dirty, corny
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