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Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
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Pick up line: music, clean
I'm really into music so is it ok if I send you song lyrics to help break the ice?
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Pick up line: tinder, music, clean
One place you've always wanted to visit?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Better wear my sunglasses because you Meiko my day so bright.
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Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean
I am going to make a contest to see who loves you the most. And I have to tell you: I never lose a game.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
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