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Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that "pops up".
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy, reverse
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, reverse
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I'm a drummer, banging is what we do.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
One night with me and you'll hit all the high notes.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
I have all of these medals, but what I'd really like to win is your heart.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, reverse, cute
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