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You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
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Pick up line: tinder, clean, funny
Girl have you mastered the Rasengan, because everytime your hand touches me you make me dizzy.
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Pick up line: anime, clean
How about you give me some piano lessons? We could play all night and make some sweet music.
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Pick up line: music, cheesy, cute
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
I want to do unspeakable things to you. Or we can have a dinner.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I love you enough to irritate hundres of people by expressing it on Facebook.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I am going to make a contest to see who loves you the most. And I have to tell you: I never lose a game.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
You should buy me a dictionary, because since I saw you I ran out of words.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
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