Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
Let's have sex like the world is ending in three weeks.
Are you up? (…to have actually stimulating conversation because I am!)
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar.
Let's go to Warped Tour together.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
Hi, I have this extra concert ticket...
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.