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I Have Raisins How About a Date.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: science, clean, cute
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
79.96 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, funny
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
79.91 % 34 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty, physics, cheesy
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
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