Your choice this time, I'm buying.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
You remind me of my chopstick Cuz you da balm.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?