Best pick up lines ever

Do you squat often? Cause that ass is unbelievable.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Something's wrong with this check. (What?) Your number is not on it.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I hope that counted as a first date.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny
Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cheesy
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
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