Do you squat often? Cause that ass is unbelievable.
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Something's wrong with this check. (What?) Your number is not on it.
I hope that counted as a first date.
Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.