I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going...
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Baby, everytime I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.