My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
I'm sick... of not having you on top of me.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Baby, everytime I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!