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You have a good web-surfing stance.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, nerdy
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
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Pick up line: doctor, weird
I'd like to play on your laptop.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Your homepage or mine?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
Are we going to talk to each other or are we going to continue with the long distance flirting?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
Hey baby, are you in construction management, because you sure do know how to erect a structure.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
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