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I wish we lived in Alaska where the nights would last forever.
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Pick up line: clean, cute
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second I keep on falling in love with you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean
You are the light I see glowing brightly at the end of the tunnel.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
I am dying to kiss you, to hug you with my arms, to caress your skin, to reach your tenderness and your passion. To love you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
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