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I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
How many positions can you get into?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty, nerdy
You have a good web-surfing stance.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, nerdy
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'd like to play on your laptop.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, science, doctor
Are we going to talk to each other or are we going to continue with the long distance flirting?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Your homepage or mine?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
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