You can call me Mr. Ski Lift because I'll sweep you off your feet.
Hey baby, did you know they call me yoggie bear? (No, why?) Because I'm always chasing after the honey!
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
Let's have sex like the world is ending in three weeks.
Are you up? (…to have actually stimulating conversation because I am!)
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar.
Let's go to Warped Tour together.