If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
I can't wait for you mom to say, "He/She could do better..." after meeting me.
I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
I wish they had a stationary bike built for two here.
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton's Laws of Gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
You're the CSS to my HTML.