When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you. There is nothing I can do without thinking of you.
I've been carrying around this place with my name and number for weeks trying to work up the courage to give it to you.
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Girl, I'm a botanist and all I want is to cloro-fill you.
Save water, shower with a friend!
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
You have a good web-surfing stance.
I'd like to play on your laptop.