(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
When Santa saw you he came early.
If a piece of paper meant "sexy," then you'd be a forest!