Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Something's wrong with this check. (What?) Your number is not on it.
Your dress looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost.
How about those fireworks? Do you like that? It cost me a good bit to impress you. Dinner?
So it says you're less than a mile away… I think destiny's trying to say something.
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!