It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
I know 7 positions, 8 if you count the floor.
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
A man can love a million girls, but a real man loves one girl in million ways...