Best pick up lines ever

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Just because you've spent every other night of your life without me doesn't mean anything about tonight.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, nerdy
Did you take Felix Felicis? Cause you're making all the right moves.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
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