I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
Just because you've spent every other night of your life without me doesn't mean anything about tonight.
Did you take Felix Felicis? Cause you're making all the right moves.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.