Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
I'm more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!