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Want to dance?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You can briing me the horizon, but I'will bring you to my bedroom.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Damn girl, are you a magnet? Cos I was attracted to you until you turned around.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: reverse, funny, cheesy
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