You are one of a kind.
Being with you makes me want to stop studying. Almost.
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
You are the reason I wake up with a smile. You are on my mind 24x7.
My world is happier place because of you.
Baby, you make me weak in the knees! Just kidding. Yesterday was leg day!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.