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Will you marry me for just one night?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
I wonder what you taste like.
My other stick curves to the right.
Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table.
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If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
You can briing me the horizon, but I'will bring you to my bedroom.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, dirty
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