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If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
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Pick up line: science, nerdy, weird
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Do you have a nickname? If you don't I'll just call you later.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
So, do you like turtles?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I can tell you're not an astronaut, because you're so down to earth.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, science
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
How about those fireworks? Do you like that? It cost me a good bit to impress you. Dinner?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
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