I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.
I just wanted to tell you, I think you are gorgeous and would love to get to know you better. If you want to have a drink and talk, I'll be over there. If not, that's fine, but I would have kicked myself if I hadn't at least tried to talk to you.
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Are you a trap card? Because I've fallen for you.