Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Hey baby! You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding!
Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
Do you smell smoke? I think it's because you are smoking hot.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Do you like me as much as I like you?
So tell me, what a guy like me gotta do to get a girl like you?
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome