Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
I have a flute you can blow.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?