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Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Can I get you a tennis ball?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
I have a flute you can blow.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, corny
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