I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
Girl, I hope you like Quidditch, because I'm definitely a keeper.
A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
You're kidding me – it's that easy to be good-looking?
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
Wanna get sleighed?
Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are so amazing.
If you were a fish-tank, I would tap that!