You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
If you could build a ship which ship would it be? Mine would be a relationship.
You don't need to say "Incendio" to light my fire.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
I used to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
If you see a shooting star, close your eyes and make a wish. It worked for me, I wished for you!
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.