I bet your like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
It isn't Christmas yet, but I'm already being gifted by your presence.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.