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Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
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Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
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Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table.
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You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
I wonder what you taste like.
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
So tell me, what a guy like me gotta do to get a girl like you?
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Pick up line: cheesy
Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!
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Pick up line: cheesy
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