Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.
If you were a fish-tank, I would tap that!
So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.
I collect love messages. Could you send me any?
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
Sorry, but I have a poor memory. Could you tell me your phone number once again?
Thinking about you is like breathing. It can't stop and it's essential for my survival.