I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.