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I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, biology, cheesy
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, funny
I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, math
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