(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
Can I be your butter on your bread?
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.