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(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Can I be your butter on your bread?
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Pick up line: corny
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, weird
So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, funny
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
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