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I know 7 positions, 8 if you count the floor.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
83.74 % 34 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy
I'm not perfect. But I'm loyal.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean
I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, cheesy
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: christian, cute, clean, funny
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science, clean
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
83.37 % 24 votes
Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
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