Best pick up lines ever

Your homepage or mine?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
I think my heart just lagged.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Save water, shower with a friend!
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, math, clean
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: math, dirty
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, cute, clean
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
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