Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
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Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
Caution: Please keep your distance. I might fall...for you.
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Would you like a PUCK?
Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Stop! You are under arrest. Your crime is to be too sweet and special. You are convicted to a life sentence by my side.
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
I'd tap that snare drum.