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Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Caution: Please keep your distance. I might fall...for you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, nerdy, funny
Would you like a PUCK?
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Stop! You are under arrest. Your crime is to be too sweet and special. You are convicted to a life sentence by my side.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
I'd tap that snare drum.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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