Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
I think my heart just lagged.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.