When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!
If a piece of paper meant "sexy," then you'd be a forest!
We are prepared for any rhythm.
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
Your username is making me hesistant to flirt with you.
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.