If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Can I have your significant digits?
You're like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.