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You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
I wanna be inside your chamber of secrets.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, dirty
If I just had a Geass, I'd command you to be mine.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, math, clean
When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you. There is nothing I can do without thinking of you.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: math, dirty
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, cute, clean
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