I am a seeker, are you my golden snitch?
Are we going to talk to each other or are we going to continue with the long distance flirting?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Save water, shower with a friend!
I wanna be inside your chamber of secrets.
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
I never believed in miracles until I saw you.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.