Best pick up lines ever

I'd fancy being beneath you physically in addition to socially.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
You can call me Mr. Ski Lift because I'll sweep you off your feet.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
I have a Mac and an iPhone.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy, science
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