Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Hey girl, it's pleasant when brothers and sisters dwell together in unity. And you can't have unity without U.N.I.