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If a piece of paper meant "sexy," then you'd be a forest!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
You're so cute, it's distracting.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, weird
I C Major potential in us getting together.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy
I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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