How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
I wanna be inside your chamber of secrets.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Miss, you have such a nice dog, can i caress you?
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Hey pretty, do you wanna date me? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.