Best pick up lines ever

Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
That must be a sign! (What?) I like you and you like me!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I'm alien, can I probe you?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, corny
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
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