Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
That must be a sign! (What?) I like you and you like me!
I'm alien, can I probe you?
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.