Best pick up lines ever

You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, football
My wish was to see a shooting star and apparently it came true 'cause I met you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: baseball, funny
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hours a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Do you speak Elvish?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, biology, clean
Words aren't enough to tell you how amazing you are.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean
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