You are a compass, my dear. Without you I am lost.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You make me wish I weren't gay!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
You look like my third wife. (How many time have you been married?) Twice.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?