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Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh...you just look hot to me.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I believe in speaking in tongues.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, dirty
Want to dance?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
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Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, dirty
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Baby I hear you like to "plug and chug".
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Pick up line: engineering, cheesy
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
Wow. Your eyes are so beautiful. Are those contact lenses?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Do you smell smoke? I think it's because you are smoking hot.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute
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