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Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
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Pick up line: biology, cheesy
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
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Pick up line: funny, dirty
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
I'm heterosectional, but I'd be homosectional for you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute
Can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y?
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Pick up line: tinder
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
Recent studies show that we should date.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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