If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
Baby I hear you like to "plug and chug".
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh...you just look hot to me.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.