I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
Hey girl, want to see my Red Hat?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?