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I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty, clean
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, weird
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, weird
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
Hey girl, want to see my Red Hat?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, hockey
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