Best pick up lines ever

Do you wanna lick my tongue?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hey...nice asymptote.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Baby you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I made a bet with my friends that I can pick up you. Do you want to drink away their money?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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