On a scale of 1 to 10: You're a 9 & I'm the 1 you need.
Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.
Want to dance?
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
So tell me, what a guy like me gotta do to get a girl like you?
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Do you like me as much as I like you?