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Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball
I love you like pigs love mud.
Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't...the colors weren't beautiful enough.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, hockey
Call me Eric Clapton, cause I'll pluck your heart strings.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
How about you come to my place and sit on my feet as I do sit-ups?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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