Best pick up lines ever

On a scale of 1 to 10: You're a 9 & I'm the 1 you need.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Want to dance?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
So tell me, what a guy like me gotta do to get a girl like you?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you like me as much as I like you?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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