I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
Whats a nice girl like you doing in a mind like mine?
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.