Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
So tell me, what a guy like me gotta do to get a girl like you?
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.
Wow. Your eyes are so beautiful. Are those contact lenses?