Are you the Elder wand? Because I feel like with you I could do anything? Even like, weird stuff.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel.
I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
They don't have an emoji for what I want to do with you.
Do you think I need my library card? Cause I'm checking you out.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.