I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I cannot stop thinking about you even if I was guaranteed to hit the jackpot if I did.
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn't on earth.
Hey girl, good thing I've got the fruit of the Spirit, cause I need a whole lot of Self-control when I see you.
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?