Best pick up lines ever

I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy
You don't need a bodyguard, you need a 'bootyguard'.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
It takes balls to play golf.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Your boxing model is much better than IE6's.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, dirty
What do you say we disapparate out of here?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute
I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute
Wanna tickle my tardis?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
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