Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
I'm heterosectional, but I'd be homosectional for you.
Can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.
Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight!
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y?
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.
Recent studies show that we should date.