I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year, together and laughing?
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.
Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
The Oracle told me you are the one.
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you're stuck with me.